Man, it is quite frustrating having a slow eater. Owen takes so long to eat that we find ourselves constantly hovering over him at the dinner table. We say things such as:

“Are you still chewing?”

“Take another bite.”

“Sit on your butt and keep eating.”

“If you don’t finish, you won’t get to (insert some after-dinner activity).”

“Five more bites of that and three more bites of that.”

“OK, we’ve set the timer, you need to be done or you’re going straight to bed.”

I know this is not the “healthy” way to behave around food with children. It kills me when we say these things. I want him to have a healthy attitude about food when he grows up; not one that’s been complicated with bizarre time limits that we created when he was four. However, he is ridiculously slow.

It is not healthy for Scott and I either! We try to sit at the table with him while he finishes. However, while we are sitting there, we are tempted to eat more food even though we are full. Usually when I feel the urge to eat out of boredom from sitting there watching him chew, I’ll get up and start cleaning up the dishes.

Any suggestions for a slow eater?